Definitions by sidelock

wood tick 

One who is very low on the social and economic scale. Often found in small northern Michigan towns. A regional equivalent to low life.

Her recent behaviour might lead you to believe that she was raised by a colony of wood ticks.

wood tick by sidelock October 24, 2004

pond scum 

One you would consider a very primitive life form. A person without principles or morals. A useless person. Lower than wood tick and perhaps silghtly higher than whale shit.

By her recent official actions one might conclude that she is only slightly better than pond scum.

pond scum by sidelock October 24, 2004