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chopping wood 

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
chopping wood by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent
Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”
keep chopping wood by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

Chopping Wood 

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.
Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.
Chopping Wood by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

chopping wood 

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree
How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long
chopping wood by Deibert June 30, 2010

Chopping wood 

A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
Hey you chopping wood back there?
Chopping wood by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016

Wood chipping 

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Wood chipping by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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