UltraShadowMutant's definitions

Gringle

Someone who loves Christmas, but isn’t in the Christmas spirit.

Mark: “Man, I love Christmas, but I’m just not in the mood for it.”
Carl: “Dude, stop being a Gringle! Drink some spiked- I mean completely normal eggnog.”

by UltraShadowMutant December 8, 2022

Beeper Bottom

A fart or someone who’s farts are extremely high pitched.

Mark: “Come on dude, did you just fart?”
Carl: “Maybe…”
Mark: “Oh my God, you’re such a beeper bottom.”

by UltraShadowMutant June 8, 2022

Jank

Guts from a zombie you use to disguise yourself as one of them.

“Gotta cover myself in ‘jank’ so the zombies think I’m one of them.”

by UltraShadowMutant January 9, 2021

wonksonkle

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.

Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

Jimmy Jams

1. The kind of music only the coolest of cats listen to.
2. Jam that a modded Minecraft villager can sell you or you can buy from him.

Carl: “Aw, dude, these are my Jimmy jams!”
Mark: “For the first time, I actually agree, this is some good music.”
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Mark: “I found this weird villager wearing pink in this modpack, he’s selling Jimmy jams!”
Carl: “Just kill him and take them-“
Mark: “No!”

by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022