Definitions by UltraShadowMutant

Gringle 

Someone who loves Christmas, but isn’t in the Christmas spirit.

Mark: “Man, I love Christmas, but I’m just not in the mood for it.”
Carl: “Dude, stop being a Gringle! Drink some spiked- I mean completely normal eggnog.”

Gringle by UltraShadowMutant December 8, 2022

Beeper Bottom 

A fart or someone who’s farts are extremely high pitched.

Mark: “Come on dude, did you just fart?”
Carl: “Maybe…”
Mark: “Oh my God, you’re such a beeper bottom.”

Beeper Bottom by UltraShadowMutant June 8, 2022

Jimmy Jams

1. The kind of music only the coolest of cats listen to.
2. Jam that a modded Minecraft villager can sell you or you can buy from him.

Carl: “Aw, dude, these are my Jimmy jams!”
Mark: “For the first time, I actually agree, this is some good music.”
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Mark: “I found this weird villager wearing pink in this modpack, he’s selling Jimmy jams!”
Carl: “Just kill him and take them-“
Mark: “No!”

Jimmy Jams by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

wonksonkle 

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.

Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

wonksonkle by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

Jank 

Guts from a zombie you use to disguise yourself as one of them.

“Gotta cover myself in ‘jank’ so the zombies think I’m one of them.”

Jank by UltraShadowMutant January 9, 2021