An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.

A mysterious part of your body that tells you when you're turned on (and not what you would normally think!). It turns pink when it's the most turned on. Only you can find it on yourself, and the only way to let others know where it is, is for them to find it themselves ;-)

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche

The act of urinating.

A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.

"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.