winkle

An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.

"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"

by NotBob July 22, 2008

winkle

A mysterious part of your body that tells you when you're turned on (and not what you would normally think!). It turns pink when it's the most turned on. Only you can find it on yourself, and the only way to let others know where it is, is for them to find it themselves ;-)

Wow, that's so hot! It turned my winkle pink!

by C&P September 17, 2005

winkle

"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.

E.g. You finished in the loo mate? No I still need to winkle.

by CallMeAl April 14, 2009

winkle

Winkles were a medieval fashion and men used devices to shrink their nobs so they were fatter than they were long.

The term used when you men toss off men: "your winkles ans big as a coin"

A cock thats dumpy, i.e. fatter than it is long:
"woo, my boyfriend has a fat winkle"

by noob bomb May 13, 2005

winkle

noun
1/ Nebbish, ineffectual person usu. of lesser stature, or odd appearance, often obsessed with pettiness and pedantry.

per 1: "Nigel drives me mad when we talk. He always has to interrupt and correct every little detail."
per 2: "Well he is such a winkle after all."

per 1: "Are you going to Nigel's party on Friday?"
per 2: "No, think I'll give it a miss. Anyway, he's a bit of a winkle."

by Timmybaby May 29, 2007

winkle

When one pours oneself a fountain drink, drinks it at the machine, and refills his cup again.

Everyone laughs when Steve winkles.

by Frantismo November 09, 2005

Winkle

This is a reference - used by mothers- to refer to the common periwinkle (a type of shellfish, resembling a small snail, and commonly found on shores in the northern hemisphere) and how much the contents of the shell resemble a little boys penis.

‘Kevin, don’t forget to give your winkle a good shake after you’ve had a wee-wee!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023