Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mor(e)peko

Zoogalonkus

A crazy person that's somehow more normal than you.

Dude, I would never do that, but that is so normal... you're so zoogalonkus, man.

Bro, you're such a cocaine grasshopper, how do you not understand how this is a work of art!?

Here, let me prardoingle your legs. I promise they'll feel less tense when I'm finished.

"Jummer's" are the arms of your friends.

Dang, your Jummer's look really nice today!

Jummer by Mor(e)peko December 9, 2025

The overly-complicated way of saying "problem" or "case."

We are gathered here today to solve the Quardniffering of Alex's death.

Damn, they've got some nice cake. Quite the Bootyzord if I do say so myself.

Bootyzord by Mor(e)peko November 18, 2025

Aw cute, Stephanie is such a Schmeeple.

Schmeeple by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025