Definitions by Mor(e)peko

Zoogalonkus

A crazy person that's somehow more normal than you.

Dude, I would never do that, but that is so normal... you're so zoogalonkus, man.

Zoogalonkus by Mor(e)peko March 29, 2026

Cocaine Grasshopper

Someone who only sees things at surface level

Bro, you're such a cocaine grasshopper, how do you not understand how this is a work of art!?

Cocaine Grasshopper by Mor(e)peko February 9, 2026

Prardoingle

To massage someone in an unorthodox fashion.

Here, let me prardoingle your legs. I promise they'll feel less tense when I'm finished.

Prardoingle by Mor(e)peko December 9, 2025

Jummer

"Jummer's" are the arms of your friends.

Dang, your Jummer's look really nice today!

Jummer by Mor(e)peko December 9, 2025

Quardniffering

The overly-complicated way of saying "problem" or "case."

We are gathered here today to solve the Quardniffering of Alex's death.

Quardniffering by Mor(e)peko November 30, 2025

Bootyzord

The king/queen of butts.

Damn, they've got some nice cake. Quite the Bootyzord if I do say so myself.

Bootyzord by Mor(e)peko November 18, 2025

Schmeeple

Your local cutie patootie

Aw cute, Stephanie is such a Schmeeple.

Schmeeple by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025