wongdong

when ur dong is wong

ex.) ur chat is pending till she adds you back as a friend she’s a wongdong

by buffandol lover March 4, 2022

wongdong

When a lady is dating a chink (Chinese man) and he shows her his penis for the first time and the lady realizes she does not like him anymore due to his small one inch penis size.

Julie released Mr. Cheng was not the right man for her when Mr. Cheng and her were about to have sex after their 5th date, and she saw his wongdong for the very first time.

by Mr. Lowboy January 5, 2025

Wangdong

a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; Wangdongs cause anger because when pushing a wangdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your wangdong skids along the floor of each isle.

Yolanda: Hey, look at that guys wangdong, its totally draggin.
Frodo: I once had a Wangdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.

by McSackdrop November 10, 2010

Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.

Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .

by imanicelady July 7, 2011

Wong Dong

Wong Dong , Wong-Dong, or Wongdong

Noun
1. A person who made a mistake or regretted

decision (I goofed up kinda thing)

EX- Bob: "Hey didn't you buy that cheap tv right?"

Tom: Yeah! I did, I was a Wong Dong

2. A penis

EX- "Please keep your Wong-Dong in your pants"

3. Someone who acts like a douche, jerk or dick Can be Male Or Female

EX- Tracy:"OMG bob was being such a Jerk to you

Becky!!!

Becky:" Hes been that way all week,He is starting to

be a real Wongdong!

Wong Dong Examples Listed Above, each example shows which way to spell for each meaning

by Serious Joker August 1, 2014

Wonglongalot

A word used to describe a man in his masturbation phase.

Person 1: Hey, what is your favorite hobby?

Person 2: I like to Wonglongalot in most of my spare time.

by Mary && Lynz February 14, 2008

chonging wongbongs

The act of sharing a bong with friends or strangers. This act allows you to share germs or whatever is on your friends mouth.

Sarah and Sam walk out of the backroom. Sarah still had semen on her lips and wanted to get high. She grabs Chris' bong off the table. After she is finished she passes it to Chris. Chris has no idea that Sam is now on his lips along with the herpes virus and licks his lips. Chris will never know that he was chonging wongbongs and will pass herpes to his girlfriend tonight.

by BobbitLorena September 4, 2013