Wangdong

a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; Wangdongs cause anger because when pushing a wangdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your wangdong skids along the floor of each isle.

Yolanda: Hey, look at that guys wangdong, its totally draggin.
Frodo: I once had a Wangdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.

by McSackdrop November 10, 2010

Wang Dong

The name of a very unfortunate Chinese park ranger who appeared on an episode of Destination Truth.

We were led into the forest by Wang Dong.... poor man

by batt3ry August 2, 2011

wangdangle

a "medical" term where the male genitalia is unable to erect, so it just dangles.

"Daddy! Mommy says our neighbor has a wangdangle."

by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005

wangdingled

Drunk, Smashed, Hammered.... you get the idea

If you drink too much you get wangdingled!!

by JimBoK August 23, 2006

Wing Wang Dong

Nathan Nowalk
Panama City, FL
230-1627

L: what's up wing wang dong!
N:chillen like a villan.
N:going to get my shizzle nizzled.
L: for cheesy my neezy.

by vee factorial October 13, 2003

wangdangler

wang - penis
dangle - to hang
wangdangler- to expose your penis in public

don be such a wangdangler!

by ali babar March 2, 2005

Wangdangeler

a flacid penis on a male that is not arroused by men or women. or zebras.

alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.

by jdawg March 29, 2003