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when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.
Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!
wongbat by calvin October 28, 2003
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a huge penis with a broken hole due to exccesive stabbing with a pencil
man look at his wongbat
wongbat by derwin February 25, 2008

deaf wongbat 

some one who is dumb, idiotic, or doesn't understand something. this can also be used if someone doesn't understand that something was a joke.
person 1: i eat children
person 2: dude that's illegal
person 1: it was a joke, you deaf wongbat
Wingbat is an undercover way to call someone a Dingbat but without getting in trouble.
Your wife or girlfriend does a stupid act and you call her a Wingbat. She looks at you curiously and you can smile knowing you just got away with calling her a Dingbat, but without the repercussion.
wingbat by Chad Gerstmeyer October 14, 2004

Wongball 

A 75-inch diameter ball of Wong. Its known for being of mixed ancestry, primarily from Boston. Wongballs are known for their ability to ferment, smoke and bro out. Wongballs oftenly sport a goatee. To collect Wongballs lure them with grapes, exotic food and a shiny copy of The Raid on BluRay.
I caught me a Wongball in the vineyard. Freed him after he offered me some tempeh and pickled peppers
Wongball by catiesdadwong October 3, 2020

wongaters 

A female with a loose vagina. (A word native to Sanger, Ca.)
You don't wanna fuck wit her. She's all wongaters!
wongaters by Badfish559 October 5, 2021

wingbats 

the frizzy hair that sticks out sideways off of ones head, in front of the ear that cannot be tucked behind the ear.
im having a bad hair day.... look at these wingbats
wingbats by alan steel October 17, 2008
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