Your wife or girlfriend does a stupid act and you call her a Wingbat. She looks at you curiously and you can smile knowing you just got away with calling her a Dingbat, but without the repercussion.
A 75-inch diameter ball of Wong. Its known for being of mixed ancestry, primarily from Boston. Wongballs are known for their ability to ferment, smoke and bro out. Wongballs oftenly sport a goatee. To collect Wongballs lure them with grapes, exotic food and a shiny copy of The Raid on BluRay.
I caught me a Wongball in the vineyard. Freed him after he offered me some tempeh and pickled peppers