deaf wongbat

some one who is dumb, idiotic, or doesn't understand something. this can also be used if someone doesn't understand that something was a joke.

person 1: i eat children
person 2: dude that's illegal
person 1: it was a joke, you deaf wongbat

by idontactuallyeatchildren December 21, 2019

wongbat

when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 28, 2003

wongbat

a huge penis with a broken hole due to exccesive stabbing with a pencil

man look at his wongbat

by derwin February 25, 2008