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wongbat
man look at his wongbat
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wongbat • deaf wongbat • wingbat • wongatastic • wongaters • Wongatron • Wongball • Wang bat • WANG BAT SKEESHIZZLE • wonga tonga
deaf wongbat
some one who is dumb, idiotic, or doesn't understand something. this can also be used if someone doesn't understand that something was a joke.
deaf wongbat by idontactuallyeatchildren December 21, 2019
wingbat
Your wife or girlfriend does a stupid act and you call her a Wingbat. She looks at you curiously and you can smile knowing you just got away with calling her a Dingbat, but without the repercussion.
wingbat by Chad Gerstmeyer October 14, 2004
Wongball
A 75-inch diameter ball of Wong. Its known for being of mixed ancestry, primarily from Boston. Wongballs are known for their ability to ferment, smoke and bro out. Wongballs oftenly sport a goatee. To collect Wongballs lure them with grapes, exotic food and a shiny copy of The Raid on BluRay.
I caught me a Wongball in the vineyard. Freed him after he offered me some tempeh and pickled peppers
Wongball by catiesdadwong October 3, 2020
wongaters
wongaters by Badfish559 October 5, 2021
wingbats
the frizzy hair that sticks out sideways off of ones head, in front of the ear that cannot be tucked behind the ear.
wingbats by alan steel October 17, 2008
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