A Wongster is one who dedicates himself and his life to physics while having major depression (daily pills), being adopted, and being disappointed in your own students. A Wongster would make physics references during intercourse, i.e "What is the velocity of my penis?" "The answer would be 0 since the definition of velocity is d2-d1/t, include vectors"

Hey Aidan, would you like to be a Wongster today?
All you talk about is physics, stop being such a Wongster.

Wongster by anti-wongster October 7, 2021

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The Wongster

The one and only true God.

I was an atheist, until I met the power of The Wongster

The Wongster by Wongster'sSlave#1321321312 June 13, 2013

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wongster

a fake, a phony, a fugazy

Philip is a wongster

wongster by F50 July 16, 2004

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WONGERS

Deustch bags that worship the faggot minnesota vikings. They like it hard up the butt. They like to have sexual intercourse with their "cousins".

MSWONG is a WONGER.

WONGERS by M December 14, 2003

Wongatron

A robotic machine for the provision of information and dispensation of cash against the user's bank account balance.

I need to go to the wongatron as I forgot my cash.

Wongatron by mrjeffs January 3, 2012

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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