calvin's definitions

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

TPM

Thrusts Per Minute

See sex

I bang my girlfriend at 1,000 TPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

T-Dot

the best fucking city on the face of the earth. the home of the leafs, the only politically incorrect hockey team in the nhl. 37 years is ending this seasons guys! the cup is coming back home.

yo! tdot's got stanley this year boys!!

by Calvin April 5, 2004

westside

Verb. To Throw up ones hands in a form of a "W".

Ima Westside your ass if you fail me on my permit test.

by Calvin February 24, 2005

acquisition

a p2p program for macintosh computers.

I just got the entire first season of Trailer Park Boys off Acquisition!

by calvin April 18, 2005

papa del

Sp. "Father of the..." but also a good thing. also can be used with "trigo" or "trick daddy aich" meaning "trick daddy" to signify a juke or ownage.

(after someone got balled up) oh shit son, he got papa del trick daddy aiched!

by Calvin November 17, 2002

what it do

The phrase that Paul Wall invented meaning whatsup, whats goin on and stuff like that

Hey dude what it do? ahh nuthin much same shit diffrent day

by Calvin October 28, 2006