Hobbes

From the cartoon Calvin and Hobbes

"Hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!"

by Calvin November 04, 2003

Luminaire Mage

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

by Calvin June 29, 2003

STM

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 17, 2004

slaying

having sex

I was slaying this girl when my momma called on the phone.

by Calvin October 02, 2002

nikuh

Another meaning for nigguh :-)

Shiiet dat nikuh was krunk da funk up!

by CaLviN May 07, 2003

Mitsubishi

Fine Auto makers from Japan.
Also created:
The winningest rallycar in the world, the Mitsubishi 4g63t powered Evolution series I-VIII
The Galant Vr-4 (awd, aws, also 4g63t powered)
The Mirage (Evo's nasty little brother)

CaLviN kikz arse in his one of a kind Mitsubishi Evo VI conversion.
Chicks dig the Mitsu's..

by CaLviN May 07, 2003

wongbat

when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 29, 2003