Wakeaphobia 

When you can wake up fine over the weekend, but can't for school, no matter how early you go to sleep.

"I don't get it! I can't wake up for school, but I can wake up fine at 4 in the morning on the weekend!" "Oh, you have wakeaphobia."

Wakeaphobia by BadSanta December 24, 2014

fakeaphobia 

The act of someone being scared of fake people

"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'

fakeaphobia by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

Wokeaphobic

wokeaphobic
adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:

1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.

2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.

N. form: wokeaphobe.

1. Many people call out stupidity in politics and social interactions due to the fact that they're wokeaphobic.

2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"

3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"

4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."

Wokeaphobic by DP_Forever October 4, 2022

Wankerphobia 

1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers

John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him

Wankerphobia by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

wokephobia 

A person who is scared to discuss, comment, or approach a conversation with a person who is woke. Personal opinion may not match theirs leading to being video taped and put on the internet.

I was looking forward to doing that important interview, but then my wokephobia started to kick in. What if we don’t agree on something.

wokephobia by Dirttymike_6969 October 18, 2022

wainaphobia

The fear of missing out on the fun.

Fear of not being at a party that your friends are attending

Cartman had an urgent family meeting the same time we had the party but was caught with wainaphobia that he cancelled on them to come join us turn up.

wainaphobia by the realism January 7, 2016

Wangaphobia

Woman who is afraid of the male genitalia, usually a virgin.

"So how'd your date with Claire go?"

"I tried to get her to suck my dick but she wasn't having any of it. I swear that bitch has wangaphobia"

Wangaphobia by Dr Pussy Rider January 17, 2009