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Wokus Pokus
Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.
Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.
Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021
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Weakux
A weak skux
-Someone who thinks they are really popular but are actually just weak as hell and have no muscle whatsoever.
A weakux can't even deadlift their own bodyweight. It is a physical and mental condition in which the sufferer is not just weak but their brain creates the illusion they are liked by many people. The complete opposite of a skux who actually is popular and strong like an alpha male. Weakuxes are at the bottom of the peccing order, and will always suck up to the alpha male by following them and/or copying what they do and will perform any action the alpha male requests of them.
-Someone who thinks they are really popular but are actually just weak as hell and have no muscle whatsoever.
A weakux can't even deadlift their own bodyweight. It is a physical and mental condition in which the sufferer is not just weak but their brain creates the illusion they are liked by many people. The complete opposite of a skux who actually is popular and strong like an alpha male. Weakuxes are at the bottom of the peccing order, and will always suck up to the alpha male by following them and/or copying what they do and will perform any action the alpha male requests of them.
I swear most of the guys in my year are weakuxes. Probably never picked up a dumbell in their entire life.
Weakux by T-DOGG17nz May 9, 2011
Doki Doki Waku Waku
A lyric from the song Necromantic, by 暁Records. It's a remix of the Stage 4 theme of Touhou Project 13, Ten Desires. It includes the characters Seiga Kaku and Yoshika Miyako, basically, master and servant. The quote "Doki Doki Waku Waku" became a joke in the Touhou community, and it still is.
Doki Doki Waku Waku by The Rat in Your Attic August 16, 2022
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Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic by Hanate0218 November 6, 2018
Wonkus Bonkus
Wonkus Bonkus by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021
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