woaku 

my bf

“wow woaku is so hot i want him so bad”

woaku by im. June 27, 2023

Wokus Pokus 

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021

Weakux 

A weak skux

-Someone who thinks they are really popular but are actually just weak as hell and have no muscle whatsoever.

A weakux can't even deadlift their own bodyweight. It is a physical and mental condition in which the sufferer is not just weak but their brain creates the illusion they are liked by many people. The complete opposite of a skux who actually is popular and strong like an alpha male. Weakuxes are at the bottom of the peccing order, and will always suck up to the alpha male by following them and/or copying what they do and will perform any action the alpha male requests of them.

I swear most of the guys in my year are weakuxes. Probably never picked up a dumbell in their entire life.

Weakux by T-DOGG17nz May 9, 2011

Doki Doki Waku Waku 

A lyric from the song Necromantic, by 暁Records. It's a remix of the Stage 4 theme of Touhou Project 13, Ten Desires. It includes the characters Seiga Kaku and Yoshika Miyako, basically, master and servant. The quote "Doki Doki Waku Waku" became a joke in the Touhou community, and it still is.

A : Bro what is Necromantic
B : Doki Doki Waku Waku
A : What.
B : Doki Doki Waku Waku

Doki Doki Waku Waku by The Rat in Your Attic August 16, 2022

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic 

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic by Hanate0218 November 6, 2018

Wonkus Bonkus 

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

Wonkus Bonkus by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

Weakulent 

Being extremely weak and not clutch.

Sanjay is weakulent.

Weakulent by The White Noob March 22, 2010