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A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.
What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.
by Austness January 19, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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