wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

Wonkus

A childish word for a person's head similar to noggin.

Ouch! I conked my wonkus.

by Allen Brokken - Author January 10, 2026

Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

caddy wonkus

weird

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.

by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010

Fucky wonkus

Something that is messed up

Is the clock time right hell no that hand should be there the other should over there it's all fucky wonkus

by Toothpick 420 November 26, 2023

Wunkus

Typically a silly animal

" Wow, look at that wunkus wunking around!"

by Wunkus August 1, 2023

Wokus Pokus

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

by La Pluma May 12, 2021