[wned
soon to replace pwned, wned will be an intentional mispelling of pwned (an intentional mispelling of owned); when [enough people miss the "p" and hit the "[".
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-WNED
man1- i just went down to that new mexican restaurant "EL BORRITO LOCO" and boy am i stuffed!
man2- el burrito loco-WNED
EXAMPLE 2:
man1- i just got my ass kicked by tank abbott.
man2- tank abbott-WNED
man2- el burrito loco-WNED
EXAMPLE 2:
man1- i just got my ass kicked by tank abbott.
man2- tank abbott-WNED
-WNED by atreyudanger August 22, 2008
p'wned
Past tense of P'wn or pwn
pwn: to defeat your opponent the the degree of making them appear as an amateur or noob.
originated from the mistyping of "owned"
pwn: to defeat your opponent the the degree of making them appear as an amateur or noob.
originated from the mistyping of "owned"
It is no longer enough for gamers to win against their opponents. It is now the goal of all to completely P'WN them!
::sneaks behind crate::
::pokes up head from behind crate::
::...gets stabbed from behind::
killer: "P'WNED!!"
::sneaks behind crate::
::pokes up head from behind crate::
::...gets stabbed from behind::
killer: "P'WNED!!"
p'wned by Lord_Spater April 30, 2006
p'wned
Intentional or unintentional misspelling of the word "owned". It is used primarily as an exclaimation by those that bear witness to someone getting put down or abused to a degree that the victim is humiliated.
p'wned
This word originated from when players beat the oozing puss out of other players so badly and tried to type "owned" too fast because their opponent's defeat was so effortless and crushing that their pinky's would hit the "p" key instead of the "o" key. The further instantiation of this gamer term may have to do with the nature of a gamer's attitude saying "my misspelling of this word befits your nooby loss."
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