soon to replace pwned, wned will be an intentional mispelling of pwned (an intentional mispelling of owned); when enough people miss the "p" and hit the "".
by Straemer May 20, 2008

The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring
Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
by Straemer October 26, 2007

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
by Straemer October 26, 2007

by Straemer September 04, 2007

too much metal for one hand. done by putting hands in fists, putting them together (like the m's) and sticking up both your pinkies
by straemer August 24, 2006

by straemer June 26, 2006

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday
by Straemer September 24, 2007
