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Nooby is a word that you say to a person that is actually trash at a game
nooby by kool kid dude kid man February 22, 2019
"hey have u seen nooby"
"yeah shes the hottest babe alive"
nooby by lugani May 2, 2022
the noobies on bob are the size of half dollars
nooby by rk April 30, 2004

Nooby Grade Sevens 

A title for use to describe kids of a lower grade in school, once you reach grade 8. Used to show disgust for a lower grade's lack of wisdom, intelligence, maturity, and/or physical fitness. It can also be used outside of education-based scenarios.
Ex:
Gr.8 #1: The new grade sevens think they know everything.
Gr .8 #2: What nooby gr.7s.

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Ex. #2:
Gr.12 #1: Those grade 9s think they are so mature, they don't even have jobs yet.
Gr.12 #2: They're just a bunch of nooby grade sevens like in middle school.

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Ex. #3:
Man #1: Dude, that guy just made a right turn and hit the curb. Now the front-right wheel just fell off!
Man #2: Eh, what a nooby grade seven.

Nooby Gayboy 

Someone who is either new at being gay or just doesnt know how to be.

John: Did you hear that Dave just came outta the closet?

Sam: Yeh hes such a Nooby Gayboy

Dave : I didnt know George Michael was gay!

William: Oh your such a Nooby Gayboy!

"I felt like such a Nooby Gayboy last night when i almost gagged"
Nooby Gayboy by InstantaniousMan January 2, 2012

Nooby Dick 

A numb penis a embarrassing subject to talk about
Female: Omg my Husband has the noobest dick in all of oz!
Male: Hunny you shouldn't mention my nooby dick
Nooby Dick by PussyHandler369 December 13, 2018