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"What what the the fuck fuck?"

To be used when a situation blows your mind so much that your parietal lobe just shuts the hell down. Functionally similar to a flat "what."

Originated on the Day9 Daily.
After watching a player in the game Starcraft 2 attempt to run away from a nuclear missile by loading his troops into dropships instead of simply running away:
Day9: "What what the the fuck fuck my fuck fuckin what what with the drop-drop ship medivac where in the what in the hell?"

Alice: I upcycled your rare vinyls collection into a couch.
Bob: wwttff
wwttff by notTasteless November 6, 2013
Related Words
wkttf • wttf • wattf • WATTFAX • wttfooy • wwttff
WTTF - Want To Trade For
Ash: I want your charmander, wttf it for my bulbasaur?
Kid: No..
WTTF by Supreme Swag April 25, 2010
What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)
Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!
So -- if you're thinking about using your starizon wireless cellular hotspot, just know that they wttfooy and you will have less than 1 meg upload speed.
wttfooy by rbrice June 2, 2021
Welcome to the family
(W)elcome (t)o (t)he (f)amily
wttf x
wttf by Hiv(e)M(i)nd October 17, 2008
What the fack?
So the magna carta factor plus the square root of black equals Jesus Christ!
WATTFAX?
WATTFAX by jewspeller June 29, 2010
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