wkttf

who knows, that's the fun.

Mary: What are you talking about?
Joe: Wkttf (who knows, that's the fun.)

by bkpkmuse September 1, 2009

wwttff

"What what the the fuck fuck?"

To be used when a situation blows your mind so much that your parietal lobe just shuts the hell down. Functionally similar to a flat "what."

Originated on the Day9 Daily.

After watching a player in the game Starcraft 2 attempt to run away from a nuclear missile by loading his troops into dropships instead of simply running away:
Day9: "What what the the fuck fuck my fuck fuckin what what with the drop-drop ship medivac where in the what in the hell?"

Alice: I upcycled your rare vinyls collection into a couch.
Bob: wwttff

by notTasteless November 6, 2013

WTTF

WTTF - Want To Trade For

Ash: I want your charmander, wttf it for my bulbasaur?
Kid: No..

by Supreme Swag April 25, 2010

WTTF

What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)

Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!

by A Guy,Who R Gonna T33ch U stuf March 22, 2011

wttfooy

Will throttle the fuck out of you

So -- if you're thinking about using your starizon wireless cellular hotspot, just know that they wttfooy and you will have less than 1 meg upload speed.

by rbrice June 2, 2021

wttf

Welcome to the family
(W)elcome (t)o (t)he (f)amily

wttf x

by Hiv(e)M(i)nd October 17, 2008

WATTFAX

What the fack?

So the magna carta factor plus the square root of black equals Jesus Christ!
WATTFAX?

by jewspeller June 29, 2010