charmander

the act of lighting a woman's asshole on fire and then licking it

Jerry: Got my first date with Mariah tonight
Tyrell: Oh well you know what you gotta do

Jerry: Whats that?
Tyrell: You gotta charmander that ass homie!
Jerry: Clearly

by tryje December 03, 2011

charmander

A gay flaming dinosaur pokemon that has little or no friends and can be killed by a simple bucket of water

Hailey " I love charmander "
Dan " What the gay dinosaur pokemon?"
Hailey *cries*

by Dan987643111 June 26, 2009

charmander

A red Pokemon, one of the first on the earlier TV series. Has a flame on it's tail, which can be put out to murder the beast. Has a whiny voice. Completely uselss until it turns into charizard.

trainer: Go charmander! breathe fire!
Charmander: *whine* charmander char!

by Lord Woffle March 23, 2005

charmander

A small red Pokemon with fire out of its tail. Has a whiny voice and is utterly useless until it changes into that dragon.

Ash: Go charmander, breath fire!
Cha: *whine* charmander char!

by Lord Woffle March 23, 2005

Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 01, 2018

charmandering

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"

I was charmandering your sister last night.

by Having a giggle July 21, 2014

Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.

Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!

by Charmander1065 January 28, 2011