WTTF

WTTF - Want To Trade For

Ash: I want your charmander, wttf it for my bulbasaur?
Kid: No..

by Supreme Swag April 25, 2010

WTTF

What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)

Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!

by A Guy,Who R Gonna T33ch U stuf March 22, 2011

wttf

Welcome to the family
(W)elcome (t)o (t)he (f)amily

wttf x

by Hiv(e)M(i)nd October 17, 2008

WTTF

Welcome to the forums. Used when you want to greet a newbie and confuse them at the same time. (It looks like WTF.)

New Guy: Hey guys, I am new here, so here is my introduction!

Old Chap: WTTF

by Deathspawn October 14, 2010

WTTF

Want To Trade For

Classified ad: WTTF - a mating pair of Pygmy Macaroni Penguins. Your choice of my little brother, big sister, or my dad's 1982 Datsun.

by insidiot October 26, 2018

wttfooy

Will throttle the fuck out of you

So -- if you're thinking about using your starizon wireless cellular hotspot, just know that they wttfooy and you will have less than 1 meg upload speed.

by rbrice June 2, 2021