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WTTF - Want To Trade For
Ash: I want your charmander, wttf it for my bulbasaur?
Kid: No..
WTTF by Supreme Swag April 25, 2010
Words you can keep
What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)
Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!
Related Words
Welcome to the family
(W)elcome (t)o (t)he (f)amily
wttf x
wttf by Hiv(e)M(i)nd October 17, 2008
Welcome to the forums. Used when you want to greet a newbie and confuse them at the same time. (It looks like WTF.)
New Guy: Hey guys, I am new here, so here is my introduction!

Old Chap: WTTF
WTTF by Deathspawn October 14, 2010
Classified ad: WTTF - a mating pair of Pygmy Macaroni Penguins. Your choice of my little brother, big sister, or my dad's 1982 Datsun.
WTTF by insidiot October 26, 2018
So -- if you're thinking about using your starizon wireless cellular hotspot, just know that they wttfooy and you will have less than 1 meg upload speed.
wttfooy by rbrice June 2, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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