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What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)
Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!
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Welcome to the family
(W)elcome (t)o (t)he (f)amily
wttf x
wttf by Hiv(e)M(i)nd October 17, 2008
Welcome to the forums. Used when you want to greet a newbie and confuse them at the same time. (It looks like WTF.)
New Guy: Hey guys, I am new here, so here is my introduction!

Old Chap: WTTF
WTTF by Deathspawn October 14, 2010
Classified ad: WTTF - a mating pair of Pygmy Macaroni Penguins. Your choice of my little brother, big sister, or my dad's 1982 Datsun.
WTTF by insidiot October 26, 2018
So -- if you're thinking about using your starizon wireless cellular hotspot, just know that they wttfooy and you will have less than 1 meg upload speed.
wttfooy by rbrice June 2, 2021
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