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Wendybone (mort)
Juniors right hand guy, his assistant and trusted partner who likes feet.
King junior and willy (mort) are a duo even though mort is the brains on 99% of their activities and projects, whereas king junior is the face and just there to show off.
Aka “willybone” or wendy.
Little boy who’s junior Grimes’ professional associate
King junior and willy (mort) are a duo even though mort is the brains on 99% of their activities and projects, whereas king junior is the face and just there to show off.
Aka “willybone” or wendy.
Little boy who’s junior Grimes’ professional associate
Wendybone (mort) by Condom creators October 17, 2021
Wendy
Wendy is a very special human being. She is the most caring woman you will ever meet and can nuture like no other. She makes an amazing mother and will raise the most beautiful successful children no matter what the struggles may be. She is close with mother nagure and the earth so this is where she gets her caring nature from. She is stubborn and does not let her emotions show but on the inside she is soft and sweet. She often attracts people who are damaged because she can help guide them, but she has trouble letting go when things get toxic because she has a bleeding heart. She often thinks others think she is weird but little does she understand that others do not have the deep creative mind that she does so they may not catch on as quickly. If you have a wendy in your life treat her like a Queen. Shes been hurt so many times and all she needs and deserves is the love she gives to others. If u are a Wendy ready this, breath... everything is going to end up ok I promise.
She is more special than the sun in the morning and rarer than water in the desert so love her and be loyal or you may loose a one in a million person. A creative, gorgeous, loving, one of a kind weirdo who will love you to the moon and back if you treat her right.
She is more special than the sun in the morning and rarer than water in the desert so love her and be loyal or you may loose a one in a million person. A creative, gorgeous, loving, one of a kind weirdo who will love you to the moon and back if you treat her right.
I met a girl named Wendy yesterday.
You better keep her close to your heart, you never know when youll meet a Wendy again.
You better keep her close to your heart, you never know when youll meet a Wendy again.
Wendy by 6404152064 March 7, 2020
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.
Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s by GreyVlk September 4, 2020
Wendussy
Wendussy by Pussyboi696 November 7, 2021
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Person A: "I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dick. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend"
Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "
Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "
Sir, this is a Wendy's by BigMadBaby February 8, 2021
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