wend

Weekend, stretching from 5pm Friday until 8am Monday.
A boat-job makes a perfect wend.
by centurian September 03, 2005
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wend

A 'wend' is the average weekend (Saturday and Sunday). It is abbreviated slang for weekend and is mainly used in chatrooms or instant messaging for convenience and speed.
Chat on MSN:

Tim: "hey man what u doing this wend"
Anth: "reading a book on corpsman"

Chat in-game:

Socalledfreeman: "god im pwning today, what r u doing this wend"
Maxpain008: "You don't want to know"
by Drinnin September 04, 2009
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Wendely

Someone that is a mix of a simp as well an incel. A wendely typically reaches for beautiful ladies and tries to seduce them by offering them gifts, posting them on his ig or snap story while swearing at them in private. He usually is horny and depressed .
Man1: mann he just tryna alway be deppress and horny man
Man2: what ? Not sure to understand
Man1: That a n****a on some wendely behavior
by Urbdictionary22 November 09, 2021
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Wende

The most wonderful girl/mother/wife/friend in the universe. Always a coffee drinker and loves to read!
When I grow up, I hope I am just like Wende!
by gdsflsgvg January 21, 2009
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To wend something means to over-think a situation and build it up into the worst or most unlikely outcome or scenario.
‘Im sure that my dog did that on purpose just to embarrass me!’
‘As if!!! I knew that you were going to wend that!! ‘
by The Wendster November 15, 2018
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Wende

1. A U-turn or sharp reversal in opinion, Germanic in origin. Mainly political usage.

2. Ironically, its common slang use in the North of England is almost the exact opposite of the previous definition - i.e. meaning someone who is impossibly stubborn and will not budge on an initial decision, regardless of additional evidence or data being supplied by other parties.
1. The bring-a-bottle party did a total wende on green issues

2. She was being a total Wende, even though additional facts were brought to her attention
by urbanmonkey May 20, 2009
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Wend

A word blend, a colloquial term for a portmanteau. The word "wend" is itself a wend using "word" and "blend."
Sexual & Exploits - Sexploits
Spoon & Fork - Spork
Chinese & English - Chinglish
Gay & Dad - Gad

Jack: My dad is gay.
Andy: You mean you have a Gad?
Jack: Haha! Yes. That was a good wend.
by Jack'sGad January 11, 2012
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