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1. Flee; to leave quickly as if some danger was approaching.
"Dude let's wizzock!"
wizzock by SlashX February 13, 2003
Words you can keep
origin - Northern England

An idiot or daft person
Ahh yer g'ert wazzock
wazzock by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004
The verb 'To Waz' in northern English dialect means to urinate.

In both West Yorkshire and East Lancashire, offal was very popular and when produced en masse the offal was cooked in linens resembling large pillows and were referred to as 'socks'. These prevented the offal from burning and being ruined when coming in to direct contact with the base or sides of its cooking vessel.

Unsurprisingly these linens absorbed the odour of the offal (which is similar to urine) and were discarded. They were colloquially referred to as 'Waz Socks'. The derogatory sense of a 'Wazzock' to this day refers to someone discarded of having any point, purpose or worth.
"Don't mind Geoffrey, He's a wazzock"
Wazzock by Worthatron April 6, 2015
1. Stupid.

2. If someone was takin' a wizz and then ate some asparagus and choked and said "Ack!" it'd be a wizzack.
1. You are wizzack!

2. Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Ack!
wizzack by The All-Knower December 28, 2004
Idiot used in a fun way - I was told the word in the Mid 1960's by a man from Sheffield who claimed to have been using the word for years
wazzock by Bob Lawe June 17, 2008
Mild insult, one who is foolish, one who has made an arse of themselves, one who is rather daft.
'person x is a pompous wazzock'
wazzock by Alex G March 14, 2003
Pat Says it

(BBC Ghosts)
You Wazzock
Wazzock by ShortGayBitch September 3, 2021
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