wizzack

1. Stupid.

2. If someone was takin' a wizz and then ate some asparagus and choked and said "Ack!" it'd be a wizzack.

1. You are wizzack!

2. Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Ack!

by The All-Knower December 28, 2004

wizzaculate

The act of attempting to wizz when you have a full tank of semen and instead of urine coming out of your penis the flow is interrupted by ejaculate.

After not getting any for a month, Tim went to urinate and was surprised to wizzaculate all over the ivory throne.

by FrancisFerdinand September 29, 2009

wizzank

Rubbish, not very good, utter crap, formed from the Snoop way of adding 'izz' to words for no particular reason - was originally 'wank'

Hey Jim what do you think of my new car?

Not impressed mate, it's a pile of old wizzank

by Russ T Bitz October 22, 2008

wizzak

scrotum

Distracted by a girl in the stands, Gil took his eye off the play and caught a line drive square in the wizzak.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009

wazzack

An insult from the West Country of England (Devon, Cornwall, Somerset, Dorset), reputed to mean the foreskin of a donkey. Used as a general insult to avoid more established swearing.

You are a complete wazzack

by Steven Drury May 15, 2006

wizzock

1. Flee; to leave quickly as if some danger was approaching.

"Dude let's wizzock!"

by SlashX February 13, 2003

wizzicked

similar to the definition of wicked. but way cooler!!

Steve: "hey there's gonna be a party at my house on saturday"

Bob: "wizzicked!"

by ch-l-c October 5, 2008