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It's weed to the dizz nizzle.
Let's smizzoke that wizzeed brizzuh. Ch'yuh.
I'm brizzoned because I smoked that wizzeed.
That wizzeed made me brizznizzoned.
Put that wizzeed in that pizzipe and get stizzoned bruh.
Ch'yuh wizzeed.
Come over and smizzoke some of that wizzeed.
You got any wizzeed?
I smoke wizzeed eredizzay nizzigzzzughuh.
I have the munchies.
Let's hizzot bizzox the whizzite hizzouse.
Smoke wizzeed ereydizzay don't give a shizzzit.
Check out my sweet wizzeed tattoo.
Smokin' wizzeed with snizzoop dizzoggy dizzog dizz.
Ch'yuh.
Smokin' satan's dizzick.
wizzeed by Matt Graveline May 20, 2008
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Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)
Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.
wizened by Dacid August 12, 2008

smizoke the wizeed 

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.
Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down
smizoke the wizeed by ashmane September 5, 2010
pronounced: "wi-nee-dee"
A person in need of a wee can use this word to describe themselves. Originally wee-needy, it was shortened to wineedy in the late 20th century.
e.g. I'm so wineedy!

That drink has made me wineedy
wineedy by D. Skylark April 28, 2010
When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin
You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...
wizened by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020
y'know, like a wizard who knows about radians
"Robie is being such a wiznerd right now, he fixed my computer and wouldn't stop talking about complex IT parlance"
Wiznerd by wiznerd1 September 15, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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