Plumbus_Plumber's definitions

wizened

When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin

You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...

by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020

Kidney Gauntlet

Requires 6 Kidney stones to activate; when wearing, snap fingers to remove half of the world's kidneys (RIP people with one kidney).

You see, I have the Kidney Gauntlet; I am inevitable...

by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020