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Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)

Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.
by Dacid July 17, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin
You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...
by Plumbus_Plumber March 05, 2020
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