wizened 

Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)

Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.

wizened by Dacid August 12, 2008

wizened 

When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin

You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...

wizened by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020

wizened 

Classically means to become winkled with age, but can also mean "to become wiser" or "gain knowledge". Term gaining popularity due to use by Twitch streamer, ArianaKatana.

Ariana: "This semester's studies have wizened me."

wizened by sidthemiccsloth February 14, 2022

Wizened miasma 

When a phone is forgotten and retrieved

Not another wizened miasma, James …

Wizened miasma by Joebanana May 26, 2022

smizoke the wizeed 

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.

Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down

smizoke the wizeed by ashmane September 5, 2010

wizneed 

Tha bomb ass weed, or what you refer to if you want to talk about weed at word.

Yo my crusty cruton.......lets bizounce to tha rizzo and smizoke tha wizneed.

wizneed by Bigjoeboo October 1, 2003

widened gina 

A vagina that's been widened usually by something very large

I like widened ginas

widened gina by Bonandclyde August 3, 2020