Classically means to become winkled with age, but can also mean "to become wiser" or "gain knowledge". Term gaining popularity due to use by Twitch streamer, ArianaKatana.

Ariana: "This semester's studies have wizened me."

wizened by sidthemiccsloth February 14, 2022

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Wizened miasma

When a phone is forgotten and retrieved

Not another wizened miasma, James …

Wizened miasma by Joebanana May 26, 2022

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smizoke the wizeed

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.

Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down

smizoke the wizeed by ashmane September 5, 2010

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wizneed

Tha bomb ass weed, or what you refer to if you want to talk about weed at word.

Yo my crusty cruton.......lets bizounce to tha rizzo and smizoke tha wizneed.

wizneed by Bigjoeboo October 1, 2003

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widened gina

A vagina that's been widened usually by something very large

I like widened ginas

widened gina by Bonandclyde August 3, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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