Classically means to become winkled with age, but can also mean "to become wiser" or "gain knowledge". Term gaining popularity due to use by Twitch streamer, ArianaKatana.

Ariana: "This semester's studies have wizened me."

wizened by sidthemiccsloth February 14, 2022

Wizened miasma

When a phone is forgotten and retrieved

Not another wizened miasma, James …

Wizened miasma by Joebanana May 26, 2022

smizoke the wizeed

The act of smoking more weed immediately after becoming high so as to not be able to pronounce the phrase correctly.

Colin lets smizoke the wizeed
Yeah dude I'm down

smizoke the wizeed by ashmane September 5, 2010

wizneed

Tha bomb ass weed, or what you refer to if you want to talk about weed at word.

Yo my crusty cruton.......lets bizounce to tha rizzo and smizoke tha wizneed.

wizneed by Bigjoeboo October 1, 2003

widened gina

A vagina that's been widened usually by something very large

I like widened ginas

widened gina by Bonandclyde August 3, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026