wittwer

Gods among men, women fall at their feet, especially when preceded by a Matt

-"You see that guy?"
--"Ya why's he got so many girls following him?"
-"he's a Wittwer, nuff said."

by MoneyT February 2, 2015

Wittler

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

by Never witter July 26, 2010

witter

British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.

Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....

by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018

wintwerk

The season following Thotumn. During wintwerk, a massive increase in thots is observed. Because of the cold weather, thots in their skimpy, hoe-ish outfits will often result in twerking. Twerking is done in order to keep warm, which helps hoes from succumbing to hypothermia and frostbite. Despite this, a small number of hoes each wintwerk are diagnosed with frostbite of the posterior, which may require removal of the parts or whole.

The peak of wintwerk is the Wintwerk Soulstice, which is the day of the year with the shortest period of sunlight. With the lack of daylight, this gives thots the longest period of the year to act hoe-ish, as darkness brings out the most prolific hoe activity. Coincidentally, many people hold Wintwerk Soulstice parties, which are so lit that they make events like City Girls/Cardi B's video "Twerk" look like a tea party in comparison.

Wintwerk is also the season for the holiday Giftma$, which occurs on December 26th. Giftma$ is the holiest day of the year, in which gifts are given to hoes from their dudes/niggas who 1) swipe them Visas, and/or provide code to the safe. On this day especially, Netflix and Chill is frowned upon, since the focus is on the Net Worth of hoes' financial provider.

Girl 1: Oooh girl Wintwerk is my best time of year!
Girl 2: My outfit need to be gucci for the Wintwerk Soulstice party, huh!

by its_jason_bih October 8, 2019

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

witterbegal

commonly associated with bucketminge, witterbegal describes a dysfunctional or somewhat impaired vagina. Not necessarily diseased but rather not put to good use.

Andrew: "Damm i heard that girl has a bucketminge!"
Annette: "Yeah she's riddled with witterbegal aswell!..god i wouldn't ride her even if she came wit pedals!!!"

by AWHHHHYEAH April 17, 2010