Witterfuck 

When you flutter like that awesome butterfly you just saw but you slip on a puddle of water and send your ankle into the next millennia.

Person 1: “Dude, I saw Patrick Witterfuck last night”

Person 2: “Dang man, send his family my prayers”

Witterfuck by Witterfuck Guru August 3, 2020

Waterfucked 

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.

Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.

Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010

waterfuck 

To have sex in water. To have sex in a pool, jacuzzi, hot tub, shower, bathtub, ocean, or other body of water.

After getting into the pool, we waterfucked for hours.

waterfuck by Megan L. S. December 9, 2008

Twitterfucker 

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.

Twitterfucker by snarky texas November 4, 2022

Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.

Bambi twitterfucked Thumper

Twitterfuck by jagmaster February 25, 2009

waterfucked 

When your custom water cooled PC build leaks, and frys your components.

J: Holy shit, I just waterfucked my PC!
K:What do you mean?
J:I just fried all my parts!

waterfucked by dumbass.exe June 30, 2021

winterfuck 

basically the same as screaming fuck in an event that shocks or scares you, only much funnier (lol)

*someone walks up behind you and pulls you to scare you*

"ah winterfuck!!"

winterfuck by j tha lady killa August 23, 2009