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Witterfuck

When you flutter like that awesome butterfly you just saw but you slip on a puddle of water and send your ankle into the next millennia.
Person 1: “Dude, I saw Patrick Witterfuck last night

Person 2: “Dang man, send his family my prayers”
by Witterfuck Guru August 3, 2020
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Waterfucked

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010
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waterfuck

To have sex in water. To have sex in a pool, jacuzzi, hot tub, shower, bathtub, ocean, or other body of water.
After getting into the pool, we waterfucked for hours.
by Megan L. S. December 9, 2008
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Twitterfucker

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.
Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.
by snarky texas November 4, 2022
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Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.
Bambi twitterfucked Thumper
by jagmaster February 25, 2009
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waterfucked

When your custom water cooled PC build leaks, and frys your components.
J: Holy shit, I just waterfucked my PC!
K:What do you mean?
J:I just fried all my parts!
by dumbass.exe June 30, 2021
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winterfuck

basically the same as screaming fuck in an event that shocks or scares you, only much funnier (lol)
*someone walks up behind you and pulls you to scare you*

"ah winterfuck!!"
by j tha lady killa August 23, 2009
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