wintwerk

The season following Thotumn. During wintwerk, a massive increase in thots is observed. Because of the cold weather, thots in their skimpy, hoe-ish outfits will often result in twerking. Twerking is done in order to keep warm, which helps hoes from succumbing to hypothermia and frostbite. Despite this, a small number of hoes each wintwerk are diagnosed with frostbite of the posterior, which may require removal of the parts or whole.

The peak of wintwerk is the Wintwerk Soulstice, which is the day of the year with the shortest period of sunlight. With the lack of daylight, this gives thots the longest period of the year to act hoe-ish, as darkness brings out the most prolific hoe activity. Coincidentally, many people hold Wintwerk Soulstice parties, which are so lit that they make events like City Girls/Cardi B's video "Twerk" look like a tea party in comparison.

Wintwerk is also the season for the holiday Giftma$, which occurs on December 26th. Giftma$ is the holiest day of the year, in which gifts are given to hoes from their dudes/niggas who 1) swipe them Visas, and/or provide code to the safe. On this day especially, Netflix and Chill is frowned upon, since the focus is on the Net Worth of hoes' financial provider.

Girl 1: Oooh girl Wintwerk is my best time of year!
Girl 2: My outfit need to be gucci for the Wintwerk Soulstice party, huh!

wintwerk by its_jason_bih October 8, 2019