Skip to main content
British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
witter by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
verb: to use Twitter.com to tell the world about your mundane life; tweet crap; over-using Twitter.
"Dat gal dem's tweeted 'bout her nail extension got mash up in the Waitrose checkout!"

"Cha, she does nuttin' but bare witter, truss."
Witter by 0ad February 15, 2010
short for "with her"

also see wittim
last night i fucked witter
witter by Claus May 22, 2006

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)
"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

pacey witter 

Has BIG dick energy, that boy is fine. Oh got dam man do fine. Whooo
Pacey witter has BIG dick energy. Amen preach sis

Rick Witter 

n. Rhyming Slang Shitter. From lead singer of York-based indie band Shed Seven meaning:

1. Toilet

2. Arse

Alternative: Gary Glitter
1. He had to get to the Rick Witter fast after that vindaloo.
2. I bet that Elton John takes it up the Rick Witter.
Rick Witter by Witter September 14, 2011

titty witter 

The forceful molestation of the left areola
Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!
titty witter by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Load more