40 definitions by Graham

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area
I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy
by Graham April 11, 2005
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Graham is a spoonie
by Graham December 28, 2002
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the suffix that makes any person/place/thing cool as hell sounding. Sometimes the root word must be modified or added on -o- on to make it even cooler
the swimming pool-o-tron
easy bake oventron
by Graham January 2, 2004
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Really lonely depressed homosexual guy that takes pipe in his anal passage while eating dick
by Graham March 24, 2003
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Basically another word for a pikey. They are the scum of society. Usually get around on stolen mopeds. Hang around in groups. Steal anything that they can get carry. They wear rings the size of golf balls from Argos. Pikeys like to know themselves as travellers
Blazin' Squad are a bunch of "pikosts"
by Graham September 15, 2004
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To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)
"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."
by Graham November 25, 2003
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