Graham's definitions

intactivist

A person who participates in an activist group or as an individual for the rights of children to remain genitally intact retaining their foreskin the frenulum and ridged band also called Taylor's band

As an intactivist Billy fights to end medically unnecessary infant circumcision through education of the public and government.

by Graham January 3, 2004

ridged band

The ridged band also known as Taylor's band is the primary source of sexual pleasure found in the foreskin of the penis. This tissue is destroyed in victims of circumcision.

Thanks to my parents I was not circumcised and enjoy a normal level of sexual pleasure with my intact ridged band.

I love my parents because they did not remove my ability to experience normal sex with my ridged band.

by Graham January 3, 2004

Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004

Tonging

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

I tonged like 40 times last night

by Graham January 19, 2004

Cained

When someone is really, really stonned

Shit, I'm well cained!

by Graham June 4, 2004

frrd

A random sound that can be made at any period of time. Usually said when something funny happens

How you doing?
"Frrd"

by Graham September 15, 2004

mug off

An offensive term to ask someone to go away. It is more specifically aimed at twats

Oi, you pikey. Mug Off!

by Graham November 22, 2006