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Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019

Willee E Dip 

To drop your balls into the widened anus of another person. Named after the pioneer Willee E.
After his asshole I did rip, I proceeded to give him a Wilee E Dip.
Willee E Dip by b-pot April 2, 2004

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
Whitlee is someone that really love you but she trust to easily so she gets hurt more than she should when she she should not because she is the sweetest person ever but when you do hurt her she will bite back.
Did you hurt Whitlee you might wanna watch your back
Whitlee by Thelittleone124123 August 11, 2020

willeeny 

A very strong relationship between two homosexual men.
'Those guys are mad for each other aren't they'

' Yeh, thats a real willeeny for you'
willeeny by John EJA. June 2, 2008

witless bitch 

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.
Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".
witless bitch by Jacques December 23, 2004