witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.
Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".
by Jacques December 23, 2004
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Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.
Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.
by Jacques February 05, 2005
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Quitt

When you're constantly sick and complaining about a variety of things, mainly back pains.
Yo, that muthafucka called me to take his shift, what a fuckin quitt!
by Jacques March 24, 2005
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streaker

the friendly employee who cleans your windshield at the gas station
The "streaker" used a very poor technique and left lines all over my windows.
by Jacques February 07, 2004
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Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded
1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."
by Jacques March 14, 2005
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RIZLA

Roling paper for lose tabaco or joints.

Comes in big (blue= rise paper) and small (orange and blue).

Orange (in slang called 'red RIZLA') should be accompanied with VanNelle 1/2 or Javaanse Jongens 3/4 tabaco.
"Javaanse Jongens three quarter with red
RIZLA please."
by Jacques December 02, 2003
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Crap64

A retarded play on the name of a 64 bit cartridge based console released by Nintendo ~1996. Excellent graphics despite what this moron says, but lack of a large number of truly "fun" titles and eventually went under after becoming nothing more than a Pokémon player.
Ok, to comment to the person who started this: you make no sense! Cartridge based systems are not by defininition slower than CD based systems! CPU speed determines how fast your system is. Actually, cartidges load almost instantaneously as they work like RAM does in your computer, with direct contact. CD's however, require high amounts of read time, which can be very annoying... a major flaw of the PSX. The only reason everybody doesn't still use cartridges is the high cost and limited capacity. They are a much better media.
Sony roolz is an illiterate retard, and thus called the N64 a Crap64 because he swallowed the analog stick and couldn't figure out how to use it.
by Jacques November 12, 2003
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