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Willee E Dip 

To drop your balls into the widened anus of another person. Named after the pioneer Willee E.
After his asshole I did rip, I proceeded to give him a Wilee E Dip.
Willee E Dip by b-pot April 2, 2004
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The name given to famous youtuber Wilbur Soot when he uses the Minecraft Morph Mod and becomes a bee. His fellow worker bee is Charbee (slimecicle when he is a bee). Wilbee originates from the video TommyInnit made, titled "Minecraft's Morph Mod Is Very Funny". For some odd reason, Wilbee and Charbee have autotuned voices and are completely capable of operating levers.
Charbee (autotuned): Sorry for my friend, I'd like to a-pollen-gize
Wilbee (autotuned): Where's the queen? Is she in here again?
n. A karate move that involves spinning your hair around in such a deadly way that your opponent's head is sliced off. Similar to what happens when you fail an Iron Lotus.

v. To pull a Wiltzer in a karate match. Illegal in seven countries.
n. Nitesh: I was watching MMA yesterday and one fighter pulled a Wiltzer!

v. Adam: I was fighting in karate the other day and I Wiltzered my opponent!
Wiltzer by CurlyHair4Ever January 10, 2011

Wilseetamarie 

A crazy fuck language that replaces letters from usual letters from words with letters or numbers that look like the intended letter (related to ebonics).

Also spells words like someone with epilepsy.

Most annoying is the replacement of:
"g" with the letter "q"
Adding a "0" behind all "o"
Using "3" for the letter "e"
With more various concoctions.

Done over Myspace bulletins and comments.
This is done as to make it seem as though the people are cool and that they have lives in which others would envy.

Although the only thing that is actually going on in the minds of the people that are reading it are:
"Why would anyone type this badly?"
"They are so immature, I swear our tax dollars are going to waste with kids these days typing like this."
"These people need to be educated... Quick, my eyes are bleeding."
Example 1:
"lmao ! i quess. . l0l buhh it was fun . . a whole lotta chicos =]] made me happy ! but yea omq i miss youu to0 guyy ! we willl hanq. . one dayy outta the many dhat we have this summer =]]"

Example 2:
"hahaa ! so0 maybee youu sould join " my circle " and qit in itt ! =]]"

Example 3:
"ummm sweetie y0oh r a lame ahh betch ! nd y0oh make no sense so stfu ! lol .. =]]

I be talkin dat r34l thugggg Wilseetamarie qit liik3 m3 betch!
Wilseetamarie by real thug888 June 17, 2007

wiltberg 

loves lily and sweats in downball
Person 1: Is that the sweat Wiltberg who gets all the girls while doing downball?
Person 2: Ye, I wish I was like him

Dead puppies and wilted flowers 

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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