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Witlet

Witlet is the most amazing man walking this earth. Someone who is constantly patient and always has a smile to give. If you are lucky enough to have a Witlet in your life never let him go. He is smart and handsome and always thinking of you. He will always put you first not to mention he is a sex god. He's immediately your best friend and will treat you like a queen in such away only a true King could.
Witlet my King!
by Chupapi_Munyanyo101 November 23, 2021
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Witlet

Witlet is the most amazing man walking this earth. Someone who is constantly patient and always has a smile to give. If you are lucky enough to have a Witlet in your life never let him go. He is smart and handsome and always thinking of you. He will always put you first not to mention he is a sex god. He's immediately your best friend and will treat you like a queen in such away only a true King could.
Witlet my king!!
by Chupapi_Munyanyo101 November 23, 2021
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wiclet

Naïve wanna-be wiccan.

Also see fluffy bunny.
The wiclet Lady Morgana Moonshadow-Fluffland declared herself a high priestess.
by WinWin January 18, 2005
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Witless Dishcloth

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
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Wioletta

She is a smart and a cute person but can destroy your life if you wanna fight her.
I bet she isn't quiet like we see her.. she is Wioletta
by Jeonie June 10, 2016
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willetta

A most lovable, smart, and witty girl. A simple girl. Absolutely insightful and delightful! AMAZING SISTER!
my sister is definitely a Willetta!
by ms wisely May 25, 2011
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witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
by curtis450 September 7, 2017
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