witff

What In The Fucking Fuck

Person 1: jfizkandmakaksjns

Person 2: witff

witff by fukno December 12, 2019

WITAF 

Short for What In The Actual Fuck

WITAF do you think you’re doing with my dads tide pods?

WITAF by yourunclesdeadcat June 3, 2018

wiffington 

matty windles smelly breath

they shud call u sir wiffington

wiffington by matty windle the gimp October 13, 2010

Thrift Wiff 

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.

As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.

Thrift Wiff by natal33to June 3, 2009

wiffli 

Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.

Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.

A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.

I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.

wiffli by Talmanes November 17, 2007

WTFFTW 

What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.

You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!

WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle) 

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".

Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle) by captain Jack Sparrow 13 April 18, 2019