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What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.
You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!
WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008
Words you can keep
1:What the fuck fuck the what
2:What the fuck for the win
3: what the fuck fuck the world
n00b: n00bs FTW!
non-n00b: WTFFTW?
WTFFTW by sharks445 July 29, 2011
Related Words
work time fun for the win
used in work places
wtfftw- work time fun for the win
wtfftw by pantina July 5, 2007
Combination of WTF and FTW, making WTFTW, or What the Fuck For the Win, usually referring to something random and deserving of a WTF, but being cool or funny enough to deserve an FTW as well.
"Hey, I just stretched a 300 word essay to 1000 words!" said Bob. "WTFTW!" I replied.
WTFTW by GamefreQ August 30, 2009
wtf ftw stands for "what the fuck for the win".
Some users use that "word" when they are angry AND happy.
That sounds weird, and it is so too ;-)
But sometimes somebody uses that just for fun.
User Y: WoW ftw!
User X: lol...WoW ftw? xD
User Y: wtf ftw!!
User X: omg -.-"
wtf ftw by doenervich June 20, 2008

wtffwwulwwultyahc 

What the fricking frick! When Will You Learn, When Will You Learn That Your Actions Have Consequences!
Text conversation: Dude! I spilled a drink on some dudes windshield and owed him 300 dollars! Another man: Sigh... wtffwwulwwultyahc.
wtffwwulwwultyahc by defonito April 9, 2019
Acronym for:

What The Flying Fuck Was That?
*some dodgy link*
Person1: wtffwt?
wtffwt by greeneking February 26, 2009
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