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The off spring a closeted man produces with his beard wife.
We all know Bob really loves cock, but so many people don't believe because he has a beard and 3 wiskers
Wiskers by Zehnmonkey727 May 20, 2023
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hairy butt wiskers 

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.
Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

shit-wiskers 

long or short clusters of stray pubic hair around the anal opening

a poke in the lower wiskers 

to have a erected penis inserted into female vagina.
"Everybody needs a poke in the lower wiskers

piss wiskers 

small clusters of pubic hair around the vagina and uretha

crotch wiskers 

a detail found on the crotch of jeans giving the illusion that your jeans are vintage and have been worn millions of times before, when in reality you just got them that afternoon at american eagle. in the earlier years of this century these details were popular and could be seen in many different colors and sizes, from big dirty crotch wishers to skiny bleached out ones. crotch wishers can still be found today but in moderation.
britney-" i like totally started the crotch wiskers fad."
justin-"no, i dropped those sweet wiskers like 15 mins before you bitch."
britney-"that's it, the only way to settle this is with a dance off, work the beat white boy!"
crotch wiskers by stephen cummings January 27, 2006

kitten-wiskers

when a girl has hairs on her pussy

insta zeez_khan
e.g my girl got kitten-wiskers
kitten-wiskers by Aza Khan October 7, 2021
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