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The off spring a closeted man produces with his beard wife.
We all know Bob really loves cock, but so many people don't believe because he has a beard and 3 wiskers
Wiskers by Zehnmonkey727 May 20, 2023
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hairy butt wiskers 

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.
Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

shit-wiskers 

long or short clusters of stray pubic hair around the anal opening

a poke in the lower wiskers 

to have a erected penis inserted into female vagina.
"Everybody needs a poke in the lower wiskers

piss wiskers 

small clusters of pubic hair around the vagina and uretha

crotch wiskers 

a detail found on the crotch of jeans giving the illusion that your jeans are vintage and have been worn millions of times before, when in reality you just got them that afternoon at american eagle. in the earlier years of this century these details were popular and could be seen in many different colors and sizes, from big dirty crotch wishers to skiny bleached out ones. crotch wishers can still be found today but in moderation.
britney-" i like totally started the crotch wiskers fad."
justin-"no, i dropped those sweet wiskers like 15 mins before you bitch."
britney-"that's it, the only way to settle this is with a dance off, work the beat white boy!"
crotch wiskers by stephen cummings January 27, 2006

kitten-wiskers

when a girl has hairs on her pussy

insta zeez_khan
e.g my girl got kitten-wiskers
kitten-wiskers by Aza Khan October 7, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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