Winkies 

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

Winkies by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

winkies 

Nudists over the age of 29 usually develop tan lines under the crease of their butt. When standing still they cannot be seen, but when someone is walking away the untanned regions will flash in alternation.

The only tanlines she had were her winkies.

winkies by Jeffo December 2, 2005

The Winkies 

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."

Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'

The Winkies by Latishaz March 17, 2011

Chunky Wonkies 

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends

She is such a cute chunky wonkies

Chunky Wonkies by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021

winkless 

If you say someone is winkless, it means there really (hip) and down to earth people.

Sup blud, youre well winkless

winkless by james March 30, 2005

winkie grinder 

A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.

Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.

winkie grinder by Dave,- Lake Louise January 16, 2007

kiddie winkles 

A term used for children affectionately. Kiddie winkles is like saying the Apple of my eye or the joy of my heart.

I love my little kiddie winkles. I would not be without them. My kiddie winkles are the Apple of my eye and joy of my heart.

kiddie winkles by Christi-fly January 30, 2018