wingskank

helpful person who accompanies you to bars and restaurants dressed as a mega-whore to make you miraculously appear classier by comparison.

Is it just me, or did Shauna Sand look like Mother Teresa while standing next to her wingskank?

by nico117 January 13, 2009

WINGSHAN

awesomeness

that is so wingshan

by hytsgok April 27, 2009

Wingspan

The space between a woman's upper thighs just below the pubic region. More noticeable from the rear and more pronounced on thinner girls.

Check that chick's wingspan! It gotta be at least 2 inches! I can see all the way down the street.

by Asian Guy from Uncle Deercamp July 6, 2009

Willskankle

What is Willskankles? Willskankles is a physical disorder which primarily affects the ankles but can also lead to other physical and even mental problems. It is a debilitating condition which causes the ankles to remain in a weakened state for life. What is life like for those with Willskankles? Sufferers of Willskankles have problems with their mobility, tasks such as walking down stairs or even small steps can easily result in a fall and risk causing damage to the already weak ankles. Willskankles is often misunderstood and sufferers can be ridiculed for falling over or for having skinny ankles which can cause more problems such as anxiety and depression.

Norm: "hey, Harv! you're ankles are super skinny dude!"
Harv: "I suffer with Willskankles and comments like that shatter my self-confidence to live a normal life."
Norm: "Sorry Harv, If only the awareness of this condition was more common place within society."

by Willskankle June 9, 2011

Wingwank

An heroic act of helping one's friend to fap when they no longer have the ability to do so.

"I can't believe Dave has lost the use of his arms, how will he fap?"
"I wouldn't worry about that I heard Bill has been wingwanking him."

by HelpingHand101 May 2, 2015

Wingspan

Slang for a Virgin which can be indicated to others covertly by putting your hands in a W shape. Which indicates 2 Vs. The hand gesture was given the name after it's simularity to the logo of the band Wings. The hand gesture has now faded out but the word remains in frequent use.

"She's wingspan"
"There's two wingspan over there"

by CtahhR September 18, 2004

wingspan

When your partner puts their butt in the air- you stick one thumb in the vagina and the other thumb in the ass - spread your fingers across the ass cheeks- creating a wingspan.

I gave Jill the wingspan manuever and she went wild!

by cupplinme June 17, 2008