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wingskank 

helpful person who accompanies you to bars and restaurants dressed as a mega-whore to make you miraculously appear classier by comparison.
Is it just me, or did Shauna Sand look like Mother Teresa while standing next to her wingskank?
wingskank by nico117 January 13, 2009
Words you can keep
that is so wingshan
WINGSHAN by hytsgok April 27, 2009

Wingspan 

The space between a woman's upper thighs just below the pubic region. More noticeable from the rear and more pronounced on thinner girls.
Check that chick's wingspan! It gotta be at least 2 inches! I can see all the way down the street.

Willskankle 

What is Willskankles? Willskankles is a physical disorder which primarily affects the ankles but can also lead to other physical and even mental problems. It is a debilitating condition which causes the ankles to remain in a weakened state for life. What is life like for those with Willskankles? Sufferers of Willskankles have problems with their mobility, tasks such as walking down stairs or even small steps can easily result in a fall and risk causing damage to the already weak ankles. Willskankles is often misunderstood and sufferers can be ridiculed for falling over or for having skinny ankles which can cause more problems such as anxiety and depression.
Norm: "hey, Harv! you're ankles are super skinny dude!"
Harv: "I suffer with Willskankles and comments like that shatter my self-confidence to live a normal life."
Norm: "Sorry Harv, If only the awareness of this condition was more common place within society."
Willskankle by Willskankle June 9, 2011

Wingwank 

An heroic act of helping one's friend to fap when they no longer have the ability to do so.
"I can't believe Dave has lost the use of his arms, how will he fap?"
"I wouldn't worry about that I heard Bill has been wingwanking him."
Wingwank by HelpingHand101 May 2, 2015

Wingspan 

Slang for a Virgin which can be indicated to others covertly by putting your hands in a W shape. Which indicates 2 Vs. The hand gesture was given the name after it's simularity to the logo of the band Wings. The hand gesture has now faded out but the word remains in frequent use.
"She's wingspan"
"There's two wingspan over there"
Wingspan by CtahhR September 18, 2004

wingspan 

When your partner puts their butt in the air- you stick one thumb in the vagina and the other thumb in the ass - spread your fingers across the ass cheeks- creating a wingspan.
I gave Jill the wingspan manuever and she went wild!
wingspan by cupplinme June 17, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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