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spicy wiener schnitzel 

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.
Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

weiner schnitzel 

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )
That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel 

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

wiener schnitzle 

A person who acts stupid and everyone makes fun of him for it(translation: weiner sandwhich)
David is a fucking wiener schnitzle for trying to fuck my car.
wiener schnitzle by mike-d January 3, 2004

Weiner-schnitzled

To get you penis elongated or expanded
I saw John getting his weiner-schnitzled at Walmart.

Wienerschnitzel 

1. Breaded boneless pork [chop] (German: schnitzel) beaten flat. Originates from Vienna (German: Wien). Traditionally spelled as two words.
2. World's largest hot dog chain, located in the Western United States and Guam. It's name came from confusion with definition 1 and Wiener, which means hot dog.
1. John sent his Wiener schnitzel back since it wasn't beaten flat enough.
2. Dave ate a hot dog at Wienerschnitzel because he hates burgers.
Wienerschnitzel by Big Red Cuse November 10, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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