windshields 

Nickname for a person with glasses.

Hey Windshields, your glasses are fogged up.

windshields by jjdal August 1, 2021

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper 

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

windshield wiper fluid 

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.

-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

windshield wiper fluid by a handicap. September 7, 2022

Reverse Windshield Wiper 

A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.

The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.

Reverse Windshield Wiper by Go12pack July 27, 2009

windshield shark 

The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.

Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.

windshield shark by Daewoo Q. Android August 23, 2007

paint the windshield 

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

paint the windshield by nsag March 27, 2009

Dirty Windshield 

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

Dirty Windshield by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016