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The website that you are redirected to when the CIA accidentally turns you into a midget after you were captured by them for trying to view DwarvenDictionary.com without being a dwarf. It is also just a dictionary for regular midgets. Though if you view MidgetDictionary.com without being a midget, the CIA doesnโ€™t care.
MidgetDictionary.com is for all to enjoy.
by a handicap. September 9, 2022
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when you accidentally shit on your expensive shoes
person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers
by a handicap. December 1, 2022
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when bill makes you jam elephant ass. bill is jesus. or could refer to eating shoe polish. bill is jesus.
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ‘ < bill made me do it
by a handicap. November 22, 2022
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i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.
by a handicap. September 7, 2022
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The official dictionary website for dwarves. If you go on DwarvenDictionary.com and you are not a dwarf, the CIA will hunt you down and put you into their Dwarf-Tron 2000 and make you into a dwarf.
DwarvenDictionary.com is for dwarves only. This is protected by law.
by a handicap. September 9, 2022
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The device that the CIA uses to turn non-dwarven viewers of DwarvenDictionary.com into dwarves. Side effects include being a midget instead. In which you will be sent to MidgetDictionary.com
The Dwarf-Tron 2000 will turn you into a dwarf. Or a midget.
by a handicap. September 9, 2022
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Dweebledorf is a dwarf that I made up 15 seconds ago and wanted to tell the magical story of him and his friends on DwarvenDictionary.com, but thisโ€™ll do instead.
Dweebledorf is a dwarf who eats dwarf ass every dwarf day of his dwarf life. Poopy Butt Dwarf is a dwarf who eats egg every day because his dwarf ass Is poopy. Then we have Phuck Tard Dwarf who pees his dwarf pants every day and forces his dwarf boyfriend Ligmop Dwarf to eat his dwarven soggy chicken nuggets.
by a handicap. September 9, 2022
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