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windburn 

Winter's answer to sunburn. During the winter, low temperatures and high winds can cause skin to dry out excessively, losing the top layer of oil that normally protects it. The skin swells up slightly, turns red, and stings like sunburn.

Windburn can be treated fairly easily by applying vaseline or chap stick (to ease the burning sensation), using aloe moisturizers, and treating the skin with care for a few days. It can be prevented by covering and protecting exposed skin (especially ears, lips, and nose), switching to mild soaps and cleansers (preferably moisturizing soaps), and avoiding long stretches of exposure when the wind chill is particularly strong.
When I was out snowboarding all day, I got windburn all over my face.
windburn by progamer124 September 1, 2005

windburn butthole 

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts
Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser
windburn butthole by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011

Winklebury

A area in the town Basingstoke

Known for crackheads (greenways), incest and ten year old roadmen
Winklebury? Nah mate
Winklebury by Gang69 November 20, 2019

wingleburrow 

the action of lying on a surface, particularly soil or grassland, and thrusting your body downwards as if trying to burrow with your penis

dingleburrow implies the same action,
i said stretch your back, not fuck a worm hole you wingleburrower!!

all of us are lying on our backs, while dawson over there is having a wingleburrow!
wingleburrow by toke urbz September 22, 2006

Winklebury

Sometimes referred to as Winklebizzle by residents, a suburb of Basingstoke in southern England, famed for its funny sounding name and multiple pubs. Comprising of the slightly posher area around Roman Road and the shabbier area around Winklebury Centre which houses the majority of Basingstoke's 'pond life' populus.

The name is common to ridicule from outsiders, especially with mention of the 'pub in the middle' called the Winkle.

It is also close to the Basingtoke leisure park which has a McDonalds, KFC and pizza place as well as a swimming pool and ice rink.
Me: I live in Winklebury

Random person: winkle... *snigger*
Winklebury by The Randy Gazelle September 7, 2009

winkleburn 

that feeling when you go to get water and you had the urge to take a piss
it was late at night when i got a winkleburn and now im sad