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WINDHOE SHOPPING

Just like window shopping. You look at hoes, you wish you had them,but you don't buy the hoes.
Bill-Man, i was feeling lonley today, my girl left me, i needed to get some, so i looked at some hoes today.

Hank-Really, how much you pay?

Bill- I didn't , I'm broke i was just windhoe shopping
WINDHOE SHOPPING by THEDAVE69 June 25, 2009

Brian Windhorst 

That guy Brian Windhorst seems to have no other job on ESPN than to find out every aspect of Lebron's life.
A widow/widower who sleeps with several people to satisfy the erotic needs that their dead spouse can't fulfill anymore.
Typically has sex with younger, hotter people who they would never actually settle down with.
Melissa: Dang girl! How many guys have you slept with since your husband died?
Jenny: At least 8 or more. I guess I'm a Widhoe now!
Widhoe by MamaVixen95 November 25, 2020
Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windoes only programs.
"Oh noes, I had to install windoes."
windoes by Stoove November 12, 2006

Windwoes 

Experiencing problems with Microsoft Windows products.
My computer is acting up, I am experiencing windwoes.
Windwoes by Noxbit June 5, 2015

Windhead 

A person who does not think as fast as a galehead but does think faster then a breeze head.
This person is between these speeds of thinking.
Amy is a galehead and Jim is a breeze head but Lucy's thinking speed fits right in between! I'd call them a windhead for sure.
Windhead by LuLu._. June 28, 2019
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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