wimzi

The sudden need to get shit sorted.

Hi m8, Sue's comin' ur way on a wickd wimzi. She heard that the blonde had her beer goggles pointed ur way last night. Ur turn 2 find a wimzi: for early morning jogging. Qik!

wimzi by Donkeykong November 12, 2004

WIZin' the Jizz 

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,

'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'

WIZin' the Jizz by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

WIZinator 

A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.

Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.

WIZinator by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

Witzickness 

All Giants of The Ready Set have this; it is incurable and is the only sickness known to man that gives you benefits. Awesome people have this illness. It is when you are borderline obsessed/flat-out obsessed with The Ready Set. You destroy the replay button on your music device or youtube to listen to his songs.

Girl: "OMG the doctor diagnosed me with Witzickness!"
Boy: "That's awesome! I have it too!"
Girl: "Let's go be awesome and listen to The Ready Set like crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah!"

Witzickness by TRSGiant<3 May 14, 2011

WIZICLE 

WIZICLE:

Used to describe a foolish stupid person running a horrible network of some sort or a ban-happy lunatic.

That guy is so wizicle, he once G:Lined a user for saying something about another network.

WIZICLE by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

wizzi world 

a person(s) being in a state or blitz or stupidity.

Person 1: Yo, Man is he in wizzi world?
Person 2: Ya man.

wizzi world by Mike Wiz October 3, 2007

wizidiot 

The complete and utter incomprehension of frankly anything relevant since atoms started banging into each other 3 billion years ago!!!

"I say nuke the lot of them in the middle east it would stop all the god dam killing i know its wrong but it makes me so angry"

wizidiot by Hapless July 2, 2004