Hi m8, Sue's comin' ur way on a wickd wimzi. She heard that the blonde had her beer goggles pointed ur way last night. Ur turn 2 find a wimzi: for early morning jogging. Qik!
A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.
Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.
All Giants of The Ready Set have this; it is incurable and is the only sickness known to man that gives you benefits. Awesome people have this illness. It is when you are borderline obsessed/flat-out obsessed with The Ready Set. You destroy the replay button on your music device or youtube to listen to his songs.
Girl: "OMG the doctor diagnosed me with Witzickness!"
Boy: "That's awesome! I have it too!"
Girl: "Let's go be awesome and listen to The Ready Set like crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah!"
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."