wimzi

Hi m8, Sue's comin' ur way on a wickd wimzi. She heard that the blonde had her beer goggles pointed ur way last night. Ur turn 2 find a wimzi: for early morning jogging. Qik!

by Donkeykong November 12, 2004

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WIZin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,

'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'

by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

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wimzi • wimzical • Wimzidasical • wimmin • wizzing • wizzie • Wizzin • wimi • wimping • wimpire

A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.

Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.

by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

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Witzickness

All Giants of The Ready Set have this; it is incurable and is the only sickness known to man that gives you benefits. Awesome people have this illness. It is when you are borderline obsessed/flat-out obsessed with The Ready Set. You destroy the replay button on your music device or youtube to listen to his songs.

Girl: "OMG the doctor diagnosed me with Witzickness!"
Boy: "That's awesome! I have it too!"
Girl: "Let's go be awesome and listen to The Ready Set like crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah!"

by TRSGiant<3 May 14, 2011

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