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WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool

2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!

3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!

4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).

5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"

"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"

DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
by MASTER WISDOM March 9, 2008
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WIZKID, WIZZKID or WIZZKID:

1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool

2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!

3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!

4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).

5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!

"Ditzy Khalifa" sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizzkid"

DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
"Ditzy Khalifa sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizkid"
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZFEST or WIZZFEST

When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.
Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZLE DIZZLE, WIZZLE DIZZLE

Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis
Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZICLE:

Used to describe a foolish stupid person running a horrible network of some sort or a ban-happy lunatic.
That guy is so wizicle, he once G:Lined a user for saying something about another network.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZhouse:

It's what's {not)happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, AKA the White House. Also, abbreviated WZ. Usually used in a derogatory sense, and on political blogs like DailyKos.

Wizhouse also means do nothing, good for nothing politicians that inhabit same.
What a kick in the WizHouse to have that report about the prisoner abuse coming out right before the elections!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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