17 definitions by MASTER WISDOM
WIZFEST or WIZZFEST
When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.
When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.
Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
WIZLE DIZZLE, WIZZLE DIZZLE
Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad
Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
WHIZhouse:
A WHIZhouse is where most of the drug wizards are. In the sixties and mid-seventies it was the place you would call if some one was over-dosing or on a bad trip. Usually used in a SHOCK and AWE sense.
WHizhouse also means do everything, know-everything.
A WHIZhouse is where most of the drug wizards are. In the sixties and mid-seventies it was the place you would call if some one was over-dosing or on a bad trip. Usually used in a SHOCK and AWE sense.
WHizhouse also means do everything, know-everything.
Do you actually know anyone who was a member of a WHIZhouse?
Hey man, you better call the Whizhouse and get one of those whizards out here quick. Your buddy is on a bad trip.
Hey man, you better call the Whizhouse and get one of those whizards out here quick. Your buddy is on a bad trip.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
WIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ:
1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..
2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"!
3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers
4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.
5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures
7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.
9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!
1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..
2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"!
3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers
4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.
5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures
7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.
9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!
No examples are needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.
A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
WIZLE or WIZZLE
Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.
see weezy, wizy or wizzy
DAMN foo he be a wizzle.
Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.
see weezy, wizy or wizzy
DAMN foo he be a wizzle.
Before we go to the bar I gots to Khalifa, the lines are way to long once we get there.
I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!
I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"
"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
by MASTER WISDOM March 9, 2008
WIZKID, WIZZKID or WIZZKID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"Ditzy Khalifa" sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizzkid"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"Ditzy Khalifa" sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizzkid"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
"Ditzy Khalifa sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizkid"
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008