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Oviously the coolest dude to ever exist. You can try to be cooler but you won't be successful.
Guy: holy crap bro Willums the coolest guy ever I cant believe how cool he is.

Guy 2: *has heart attack because he sees how cool Willum is*
Willum by Chicken Chad September 3, 2019
Words you can keep
A person who refuses to eat anything but salad
"Hey do you wanna eat this cake?"
"No I'm in a Willum mood today."
Willum by kara is cool May 2, 2009
Someone so incredibly cool, that I had to google synonyms for awesome to simply try to contaminate even a fraction of how amazing, astonishing, awe-inspiring, breathtaking, imposing, inspiring, magnificent, majestic, miraculous, spectacular, staggering, stunning, stupefying, sublime, wonderful, wondrous, epic, legendary, cool, neat, keen, sensational and excellent you are if you are Willum.
"Hey, you're Willum!"
"I know B)"
Willum by Helmuth Aubergirratinos November 3, 2022
a small man who tends to eat only salad. he is very good at cooking but only pancakes never tomatoes!!!
i hope Willum makes pancakes this morning
Willum by scarlettthetis February 26, 2017

Willum Ass 

An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.
Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.
Willum Ass by George January 19, 2005

Willum Salerno 

The most intelligent being on the planet earth. Known for his many amounts of smarts. His mom is a mall cop.
"Hey whos that fatass retard over there?"
"Oh thats just Willum Salerno his mom is a mall cop"
Willum Salerno by Kell Yousef February 19, 2020

west side willum 

big black mo fo wit fat BBC also known as fat apple
"Weow that it is a total west side willum, he's such a gangster"
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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